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Monday, September 18, 2017

HOH Magazine: July 2017 Issue

A photoshopped cover of O, the Oprah Magazine changed to HOH, the David Magazine, with Oprah laying on her back in a flower bed, reading a book and holding a cocker spaniel in her lap, has been replaced with David's face in the same pose, and the book has been re-skinned to have the front and back covers of "Cookin' With Coolio, 5 star meals on a 1 star budget", with the spine of the original book colored purple to match the scheme of Coolio's book, with the word "Coolio" from the front cover pasted on the spine. The primary headline in big letters on this magazine now reads "Boobs, Glorious Boobs!" (as opposed to the original "books") and instead of "Pull up a cocker spaniel and start reading..." it says "Pull up a cock spanker and start Pulling..." because David practices all forms of humor. The other two headlines are left un-touched, but given added words by David: "6 Healthcare Musts Every Woman Should Fight For...(Hint: Viagra isn't one of them)" has the added parenthetical (OBVIOUSLY) in a font that looks like rushed paintbrush strokes, though it is the same white color as the other font. Up top in the right corner, "The U.S. of YUM: Our Favorite Food Finds from all 50 states" includes the extra text "Yes, even Ohio"

July. I'll begin by exclaiming that I've been in (and on) the water more times this summer than any summer for many a recent year. Partly for filming Detective P.I., partly for vacation, or at least vacation-adjacent, purposes. I've grown accustomed to swimming in lakes in the last seven years, even though I still dislike lakes for various reasons. Hey, let's make that the first topic: David critiques Minnesota's most popular natural resource! (Yeah that's right, get bent, iron!)
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Wednesday, August 9, 2017

HOH Magazine: June 2017 Issue

The photoshopped cover of O Magazine's June 2017 issue, with David's mustachioed face over Oprah's standing in a white-and-blue striped shirt and a yellow skirt with tropical blue and green sections, walking through the surf on the beach at the ocean. Photoshopped headlines include "Your One Wild and Precious Summer! David's Guise to the Quirky Things He Does At The Beach At The Lake. Candied bacon ice cream, here we come..." (The bacon ice cream bit was on the real cover); "Hey, You Idiot! Love Your Brain - How To Stay Sharp And Live Brilliantly Ever After"; "You. Umbrella. Drink. Sunset. Bees. Enter For Your Chance To Win. Pg. 12"; "What would you do if you had no fear? Ask Someone To Hang Out? Pg. 34" The color scheme of the cover is blues, white and tan, and yellow.

June. Summer. Officially. Let's get it started in hot, let's get it started in here.
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Sunday, March 12, 2017

HOH Magazine: March 2017 Issue (#1!)


I have been on a break, from many a project. Things I'll "do shortly" became "get around to eventually" because I'm prioritizing being with friends these days. Creatively I'm letting myself down, but it's all the same to procrastination. Procrastination is simply (or, put simplistically) the attention paid to distractions and diversions. This is even one of those. A distracting new project that isn't much worth prioritizing, yet feels like a thing I can bang out in a day, tapping away though, as I do now, when I have a moment of inspiration, a knowledge of what exactly to put down.
(And yet this paragraph is like a week and a half old now...More inside!)
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